Conformity quiz results

Since I am a worthless blogger now, that means I have to take stupid quizzes like these and post them online as though anyone gave a fuck. Here is yet another one.


You Are 77% Non Conformist


You are a pretty serious non conformist. You live a life hardly anyone understands.

And while some may call you a freak, you’re happy with who you are.

Hot Tub Time Machine

I saw an advanced screening of “Hot Tub Time Machine” last night and it was pretty funny, albeit a bit predictable. I don’t need to bother with spoilers since the title pretty much explains the premise and there isn’t much else. There really isn’t much to this movie as far as plot goes but the thing that was so good was simply the dialogue. I felt like I related to every character in the movie in some way. I was just like the asshole character in some ways, especially waiting for the “arm thing” to happen (OK, that is a spoiler so you have to watch it). I was also a lot like the geeky character for obviously reasons. But so much of the dialogue was just the same type of shit that we talk about at our BR407 meetings or with my other friends. It was just the same kind of debates and arguments over silly things. My favorite line in the movie was an argument over what had just happened and it went something like this:

Jacob: This is scientifically possible!
Nick: Tell us how it’s scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
Jacob: I will, ’cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!
Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you’re such a dork.

I lolled several times in this movie. If you get a chance, I recommend it. It probably won’t get the best reviews since it wasn’t original or anything special, but if you just want to see a good laugh out loud movie, go see it.

It is a good things I have normal Canadian friends

I had some people in my life last year that were Canadians. Now, I have other Canadian friends here as well and I had never thought that there was any animosity between our countries. I mean, I had no problem with Canada (or Canadia as I jokingly refer to it). I may not agree with their form of government or some of their lifestyle differences, but I certainly respect them. They are not a bad country. What they do, works for them and God bless them for that.

But those Canadians did seem to have horrible animosity towards the United States. I had to constantly ask them to watch the US bashing around me. I don’t know if they are getting brainwashed by their own media or if they are just arrogant as a society or what. Luckily, as I said earlier, I have some other Canadians friend in real life. They inform me that most Canadians don’t feel animosity towards the United states at all. And When I thought about that I realized that the same holds true for Americans. Most of us don’t think poorly of Canada at all. But there are a few vocal minorities here that seem to have some hatred and distaste for Canada. I usually label these Americans as kooks and extremists for the most part. After realizing that, I also labeled these Canadians that I dealt with as kooks as well. I did not let their negativity influence me any more than I let other Americans influence me with their anti-Canadian rhetoric either. But I do understand it a little more now. I mean, if their experience with Canadians was anything like mine, I can see why they have such feelings. If I did not have Canadian friends outside of those that I dealt with last year, I would probably be pretty bitter towards them myself based on this experience.

Luckily, I instead decided to examine the root cause and investigate. I asked my friends here and others who have had issues with Canadians and I have come to the conclusion that I just had a run-in with a bad group of Canadians. They were all lazy, arrogant Generation X slackers (and they ironically bashed Gen Y as spoiled “vapid twits”) that simply wanted someone to blame in life. They blame the US for all of the problems in the world because we have, admittedly, been involved in some questionable wars and conflicts over the years. At the same time, we are sending billions into Haiti to help the earthquake victims. Some people put on blinders to the good because they want so badly to have something to be indignant about. Haters are always going to find something to hate. Some people are just negative by nature.

I would like to know why. I am just curious like that (I am a hacker after all). Maybe if they saw the root cause, they would open their eyes and realize it and change. This particular group of people, as I said before, were lazy “gen-X” folks who had not really accomplished much in life. They get by and make a living, but that is about it. I cannot say that they ever helped anyone or did anything to improve or benefit society. The Canadian government provides so much for them that it becomes easy to become a leech on the system there. They get enough to get by in life from a minimum wage job and the government handouts (which is actually money from the 99% of good people in Canada who do work hard and strive for better things) but they aren’t really prospering. This is the same with the welfare system in this country. These services exists to give you the minimum to survive. If you don’t like the minimum, then get some ambition and move up in life. That is what I did. I grew up poor. I got an education. I got out of it. Do Canadians have that same opportunity? It sure looks like they do. If they do not, then come down here to the US (which many of them do). We always have room for hard working people! Despite the vocal minority of anti-Canada rhetoric mentioned earlier, I would be the first one to extend my hand and welcome you here.

Basically, I think it is simply the caliber of person you are dealing with. Some people are just low-class (which has nothing to do with job or finances) and have bad attitudes and have their hand out. IT is just a universal truth and has nothing to do with the countries at all. People just need someone to blame for their own inadequacies and in this case, it is to point at another country who seems to have more than you. Really it is no different than the same mentality and animosity that some of these middle Eastern countries have for us. Is Canada poised to attack next?

It is the old story of the ant and the grasshopper. The ants work all day and get ahead and then the grasshopper just mooches of of the ants. The people that I dealt with were the grasshoppers and they are just bitching about how the ant is holding them down and how unfair it is that the government does not give them as much as the ant earned for itself via hard work. They view the United states as the ant and this animosity grows. I really don’t think it is between the countries, I think it is between a few individuals with bad attitudes on both sides.

That is just my theory based on a handful of people that I dealt with last year. I know that we have some Canadians here on binrev and a couple of them are really great people who I like and respect like Seal and Aghaster. I would love to hear the opinions of any Canadians on binrev and although we may not be able to change the world view, maybe we can educate people here on binrev about why there is such anti-American and anti-Canadian sentiment between our two countries.

Guilty pleasure television

So my DVR list has a pretty wide range of shows on my list. I have confessed to the guilty pleasures of “American Idol” and “So you think you can Dance” and the train wreck that is “Jersey Shore”. I also love standard popular shows like “LOST” and I just watched the season finale of “Heroes”. Mix in some other shows like “Survivorman” and “man vs wild” and “Dog the bounty hunter”. Throw in some expected shows like “mythbusters”, “conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura”, and “the daily show”. So what show could I tell you that would make you say WTF?

RuPauls Drag Race!

That’s right, I said it. I watch a show about drag queens and think that it is FAB-U-LOUS! It is a world that I don’t know anything about and I find it fascinating! I really do. I have to say that these men…er..women…err…yeah…anyway, these people are genuine and truly comfortable with who they are and I respect that they stand up and aren’t afraid to be who they are. This may be a bit of a leap, but it is teh same way that I am not afraid to stand up and admit that I am a hacker.

I admit that their situation may be much harder due to social stigma, but hackers can relate at least o a small scale to having to hide who we are to certain people. There is a lesson here of tolerance and even though you may have laughed at the first part of this entry, I hope that you finish reading this post with a lesson. How can we expect other people to accept us for who we are if we don’t accept other people for who they are. Or to put it into words that Rupaul says on the show…

“How can you expect anyone to love you, if you can’t love yourself?”

That’s right, I quoted RuPaul in a blog post on a hacking site. That is what makes me the dawg.

Haters…Why do they hate?

I awoke one morning to find this message in IRC at around 5 AM.

–> Peroxyde (Dylan@omghax-4CF3650B.home.cgocable.net) has joined #binrev
<Peroxyde> Huh, just as pathetic as I expected.
<Peroxyde> Kudos on ruining the community, StankDawg.
<– Peroxyde has quit (Quit: SHAZAM)

This is the shit that I have to put up with… Is there no wonder why I want to quit?

I took an online Personality disorder test

I took an online personality disorder test (that I saw linked from 4chan of all places). We all know how accurate these things are…but seriously, there probably is a bit of truth to some of it. Obviously only a real psychiatrist can diagnose you truly.

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I don’t know how I feel about these results. OCD..I can see that due to my eating habits and my tendency to be stubborn about how things should be done and done right (I admit that “right” can be subjective though). The schitzotypal thing is a bit misleading since it deals with paranoia. I am not paranoid that the world is out to get me (believe me, I witnessed someone like that first hand) but I to tend to believe that our government hides things from us as do big corporations. Because of those conspiracy theory beliefs, I guess that classifies me as moderate.